Sunday, March 13, 2011

Clerihews

We interrupt our scheduled silence for some Clerihews.

J. Edgar Hoover
Liked drinking nail-varnish remover.
Whilst being so high,
He became the founder of the F.B.I.

and

David Lloyd George
Worked hard at the forge.
He made Ireland his mission
And left it in a state of Partition.

and how about

Sir Francis Drake,
Regarded a rake,
Had in mind
A more golden behind.

And I'm done.

1 comment:

Eruntane said...

Friedrich Nietzsche
Was a pretty lousy teacher.
He taught that God has died
And so we all ought to wear our underwear on the outside.